Sunday, December 14, 2014

Muay Thai Boxing: In It For The Sweat, Not The Blood

It all began when I realized that in terms of working out, I needed that extra motivation I had back home with Cross Fit--the accountability of someone expecting me to be at the same place, same time, every day to sweat off some calories. I live in a really small town and had given up on the idea of finding any sort of accountability, when I found Mr. Sorn. A man who has to be in his late 50’s, early 60’s, and who multitasks training me and watching his food cart by the road. We train on a patch of grass in front of the clinic by the main road, and the sand bag hangs from a tree just a few feet from the patch of grass.

In all honesty, Mr. Sorn often stresses me out more than he helps me get rid of my stress, with his making fun of my flinching when he pretends to hit me, and his enjoyment of showing me, “the farang (westerner)”, off to local old ladies walking by. Who either encourage me to “take him” or shake their head in disapproval. “Why is your name Flor?” he asks. “Why couldn’t it be Johnny or Abbey? Why?” Are questions he often likes to ask me. Or, “why aren’t you kicking higher?” despite my 5’2 height. All questions I can’t technically answer.
According to his timeline, I’ll be ready for a fight a month from now. “After one month, you, madam, same, same”, he says. To which I answer with a glare and a shake of the head. I can see how participating in a live fight would teach me how to actually apply what I’ve learned to a real life situation, but I’m in it for the sweat, not the blood. I would much rather stick to Mr. Sorn’s made up role-plays where he pretends to be a drunk man trying to take my money, and I swiftly knock his pretend knife out of his hand as I knock him to the ground.

My decision to decline any chance at a live fight was proven wise last Tuesday, when Mr. Sorn took Kendra (another ETA) and I to a fight in a neighboring town. I thoroughly enjoyed watching the opening routine of the fight, but could not imagine myself continuing past the Muay Thai opening dance. The fighting is quite intense to say the least, and I can’t picture myself taking someone’s face to my knee (or vice-versa), for money. Nonetheless, while it’s quite violent in the ring and I want no part in that, it’s been a great workout by Mr. Sorn’s food cart.  

                                           Me putting flowers on a fighter before the fight.

                                                        First and second place fighters. 

                        Becca got me Thai boxing shorts for our secret turkey gift exchange! 

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